I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.

I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.

My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.

Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.

We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.